Comments on: How to smuggle alcohol onboard your cruise ship?

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:00:37 +0000

JUST BUY A SHAMPBOOZE BOTTLE. THEY ARE BRAND NEW FOOD GRADE BOTTLES WITH A FAUX SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER LABEL. GOOGLE IT.

By: KB O'brien

KB O'brien — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 09:41:48 +0000

Hey all,
Here are some of the ways I got booze on board cruise ships. Have a women (guy can do it) wrap a large button down type shirt around the arm w/ a 1/10th or smaller bottle held firm. I use to drape a large shirt similar to the one just mentioned over my shoulder covering my right side down to the thigh and I held a bottle inverted against my body and walk on board (do not bring anything else and be in the middle of a conversation so as to make someone â€œinterrupt you â€œ if they talk to youâ€¦.especially if you are talking w/ your lady about the great sex last nightâ€¦). Another method is buy balloons and 2 litter coke or any dark liquid. Dump out about 1/3-Â½ of the coke into a cup or cups for later use. Place the balloon inside the 2 litter holding onto the open end of the balloon. Fill the balloon with liquor using a straw(stretch the balloon first). You will have to suck the liquor into the straw and force it into the balloon, if you can find a small funnel or make one that makes this much easier (or even us those large needles that come in printer ink cartridge refill kits w/o the needle attach b/c it flows faster and less risk of puncture. Donâ€™t get to greedy and have the balloon pressing on all sides, regardless wrap a shirt around the bottle when boarding and have an empty cup or a bunch of Dixie cups w/ you as you board and pour the guard a cup full for him to drink. I use to hide Â½ pints as well as the local smoking produces under my baseball cap. One more successful method is buy a large bag of chips and place a bottle on the bottom. One more way (this will be the last I have to keep some of my techniques to myselfâ€¦) is buy smokes (or leave the ship with multiple packs of smokes or a carton) and hide the liquor in the boxes (never did a carton just packs). Use the balloon trick mentioned above to fill each pack to capacity. If your still worried use unopened packs and cut the plastic from the bottom and slide out the full pack remove smokes insert smokeâ€¦.I mean booze. If they look at the pack you show them that the safety seal is in place and therefore the pack unopened and unhampered with. These are just some of my secrets that I have used over the years may they be as helpful and the rewards as enjoyable as they were for meâ€¦.
Take it light
–KB

By: Ray

Ray — Tue, 24 May 2011 10:42:18 +0000

I agree with Derek above. I got some camocaps (camocaps.net) and they worked like a charm.

By: Mac

Mac — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 19:42:08 +0000

Get a spearmint scope bottle, put the vodka, rum, ect. in. Then buy tasteless green food coloring, and BOOM. Looks and smells like mouthwash.

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:38:32 +0000

what about trying to put vodka (with food colouring in it) into a green wine bottle and cork the bottle again? put that in your carryon and it looks like the bottle of wine that you are allowed to bring on anyways?

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 10:34:15 +0000

So they aren’t gonna check the water bottles and make sure it’s not vodka? I have some camo caps Im just scared to use them. Can they tell the diffrence between water and vodka?

By: derek

derek — Tue, 25 May 2010 14:50:10 +0000

Just use camocaps on your water bottles. They’re the factory sealed caps so you just break the seal on a water bottle empty it out fill it back up with whatever and put a new cap on. Worked bringing it on the cruise from port and when we did excursions we bought more and just recapped the bottles. They’re at camocaps. net

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 18 May 2010 06:50:15 +0000

Conact Lens wearers would obviously take saline soloution on holiday

By: Connie

Connie — Sat, 15 May 2010 18:17:26 +0000

I am not sure what a bottle of salilne solution is; is it the stuff you use for contact lenses? And, if that is the case, aren’t they kind of small?

By: anonymous

anonymous — Fri, 14 May 2010 08:37:04 +0000

people who wear contacts….?