Did you ever stop and wonder...
- By SunandSin.com
- Published 07/6/2007
- Jokes
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
Who the first person was that said, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?"
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why it is when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How come we put a man on the moon before realising it would be a good idea to put wheels on suitcases?
Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box?
Why people pay to go up in tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
When you get to heaven / paradise / nirvana, are you stuck wearing whatever you were buried or cremated in forever?
Why people say they "slept like a baby", when babies normally wake up every two hours?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why don't women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
