I grew up having a Pamela-Anderson-syndrome (FYI, I just coined this term out of my insecurities). Watching Baywatch during my grade school days made me believe that when I grow up I would also have those nice boobs that made Pam look totally amazing in the red lifeguard swimsuit. 

A decade later, there were no significant improvement in my bust size they way I anticipated them to be. Since I am already in the past-puberty stage, I feel that I am a hopeless case. But on the second thought, I am not a big celebrity anyway and I don’t owe to anybody that I should look my best, physically speaking.

I don’t know if these stars who had gone under the knife had experienced a madness similar to my Pam-Anderson-syndrome. Maybe they had another term for it. If you’re a star wannabe and you’re contemplating for a bigger cup size, here are what breasts enhancement can do for your career:

1. Makes you controversial

The moment you step out of your surgeon’s operating table, you’d belong on the list of “The Latest Silicon Stars”. This can be published in the leading national tabloids. So there, your dream of seeing your name on the issue of Star Magazine will have a chance to be fulfilled.

2. You could land into the cover of a men’s magazine

After the breast implants, men would surely love to check you out on the issue of Rolling Stones or Playboy. Not everybody gets to be offered to pose sexy on their cover. Only girls with ample assets are welcome.  Growing up, I thought Pam’s boobs were natural, but I learned that she had undergone series of breast augmentations. Well, I don’t take his against her. She still holds the record of the hottest Playboy cover girl. .

3. It will prove that you’re a fearless femme

Wishing for bigger boobs is easy but having the guts to go under the knife is another thing. Only real femme fatales have the courage to do it.  If you’re a celebrity, expect the media guys to be asking you for interview.

4. You’d be noticed by the press

The difference in your bust size will surely be noticed first.  Of course, they will have another before and after picture of you which is solely focused on your boobs. They will be pondering if your push up bra is really that good or you have it touched by the wonders of the latest technology. To be more controversial like Britney, deny the issue and the press will continue bugging you for the truth to come out of your lips. 

5. You could get endorsement offers

I don’t know about this one but if you’re breast enhancement had been really successful and it made you the talk of the town for a while, you might get a lot of endorsement offers.

6. You could shamelessly wear a fashionable swimsuit

Yes, like Pam! Here I go again, but nice boobs are the best accessories when you’re in a seductive two-piece wear. The paparazzi will without doubt feast on taking the pictures of the new you.

7. You’d be considered a hot property by fellow celebrity males

Want to be like David and Victoria (who never admitted she had her boobs enhanced by science)? You may never reach the celebrity status they are enjoying right now, but, if you get to find yourself another celebrity date, that will be an attention-getter for the gossip-hungry media. Since you’re a new “hot property” in town, expect other celebrity males to check your boobs out.

8. Anything tight will look better on you

Wear all the cleavage-revealing clothes you were not able to wear during your flat-chested days. When you parade your much improved figure, once again expect the attention which stems from people’s curiosity.   Britney looked a lot hotter after her ‘Baby Hit Me One More Time’ days where she practically had no boobs.   

9. You’d have a chance to grab the sex-symbol status

I cannot recall any unfortunate girl in the boobs department to be given a sex-symbol tag. Since you have done your move of enhancing your assets, you could be offered sexy roles. I’m sure you did not add those extra juices on your boobs for nothing!

10. You’re in for joining the trend of joining those girls with fake boobies
... and you will be remembered for that. If you want to make a more indelible mark on the people’s mind, renew your implants every now and then.

Before you call your surgeon, I wish you luck in whatever endeavors you would like to undertake with your body. Besides, that’s your property. I just hope that you won’t get to face the problems Tara Reid had when her boob job went wrong.  At least her boobs are balanced now.