1. Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems. - Homer Simpson

2. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

3. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

4. They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. - Scottish & Danish saying.

5. When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession. - Danny McGoorty

6. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

7. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa

8. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.  - Richard Braunstein

9. I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best

10. Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. - Steve Allen