Going down south, going to the market, going to the promised land, preparing the field, let your tongue do the tango, use your head as a rocket, compete with the Japanese technology.. there are so many expressions for it!

Often it is seen upon as a delicate and loving way for two partners to deliver pleasure to each others. But that is not interesting to read about. So, I proudly present two horror tongue tango stories from the Australian blogosphere:

Man on woman: Oh, stop being such a wimp. It’s just a little blood
Fingers from the Whine guide goes down on his menstruating girlfriend. And pays for it.

Woman on man: Creamy, slightly gritty substance: Di*k cheese
Steph shares her tale from the cheese factory.