5 ways to make a woman scream in bed

5 simple ways to make a woman scream in bed.

1. "I hope you have herpes too."

2. <When giving oral> "Hmm.. it has been some time since you last showered, hasn´t it?"

3. "Oh my sweet little cake, I really would like to teach you what a "Dirty Sanchez" is."

4. <when in doggystyle position> "Please say "baa baa."

5. "This is good, but your sister/mother/father is better."

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2 Responses to "5 ways to make a woman scream in bed"

ochieng

said this on 14 Sep 2009 1:05:07 PM EST

some how true

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Bill

said this on 29 Dec 2009 2:44:22 PM EST

when in doggy:
"i can tell we ran out of toilet paper again didnt we?"

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