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5 reasons to not have sex on drugs
- By K S
- Published 05/21/2007
- Health and Body
Of course you can have sex while on your prescription drug, but that is not what we are talking about now. It is no point in denying it. During the summer in party hotspots like Panama City Beach, Miami and Ibiza, many will have sex while under the influence of drugs. Here's some reasons to not do it:
STDs
Sexually transmitted diseases are probably easier to catch when under the influence of drugs. You get sloppy, you get wild, and suddenly that condom is not so necessary anymore.
More satisfying to do it the normal way
Sex under the influence of certain drugs is like flying a helicopter to the top of a mountain. It is way more satisfying to climb with your hands and feet.
Abstain from the drugs to remember the lucky night
So you scored and got lucky, but you do not remember anything because you were way out of this world!
Doing drugs with your sex-partner
Before you do it you should think about how the drug affects you and your partner differently. There are some drugs that can make a man useless, or unable to ejaculate. There are also some drugs that do nothing for the woman. Then again, there are drugs that make the woman go wild and yet the guy can not even get an erection.
You can not win
If sex on drugs is fantastic you would like to repeat it. Normal sex will never be the same again. You start chasing the next ultimate experience and before you know it you are unable to have an old-fashioned intercourse!
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106 Responses to "5 reasons to not have sex on drugs" 
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said this on 21 May 2007 9:21:29 AM CST
This article would be more believable if the author had actually had sex - whether or not under the influence of drugs.
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said this on 21 May 2007 9:45:50 AM CST
What a waste of my time. In fact, I'm so irritated at how much time this uninformed "article" wasted that I'm wasting MORE time writing to tell you what a waste of time it is. Thanks for clogging up the internet... Get some facts next time.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:02:47 PM CST
What do you know, you'll never get high!
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:06:24 PM CST
haha, this is so fun. Its bleedingly apparent that the poster hasnt had sex or done drugs, let alone tried a combo.
Retire grandpa with a 9mm. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:06:52 PM CST
obviously whoever wrote this has not been there or done that at all
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:08:58 PM CST
Poorly written, simple-minded bullshit. But apart from the ad hominem attack, reasons 2 and 5 appear to contradict each other.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:10:33 PM CST
"Normal sex will never be the same again." Not only has the author never had sex, he's never done any drugs, either. This is just not how things work.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:13:34 PM CST
What, was this written by a third-grader for the school paper?
Oh, it's grandpa. Pfft. My honey and I have a Valentine's Day ritual. It works for both of us, it's the only time we do it, we're clean and monogamous, and we do it for the memories. Here's to puritanism in its last throws ;^) |
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:25:30 PM CST
So let me get this straight. You can have sex on prescription drugs, but not other drugs? Where's your sense of morality?
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:26:33 PM CST
I think a woman must have written this article a man would never use such stupid faggot reasons not to have sex. If it was a man, well you are a real sorry sack of shit.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:26:38 PM CST
What drugs are best?
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:28:51 PM CST
This reads like you are a virgin.
and have obviously neved had sex on E keep spreading that uninformed garbage |
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:29:22 PM CST
Pregnancy should be in there somewhere
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:29:22 PM CST
Seriously? Seriously? Come on.....Seriously?
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:40:57 PM CST
I feel dumber from just seeing that and thats pretty hard cause i do drugs and have sex at the same time.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:41:24 PM CST
drugs are bad, n-kay?
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:42:14 PM CST
The author really needs a hobby... perhaps sex would fit the bill?
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:47:21 PM CST
Wow--this is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. I don't even know where to begin. First of all, K S, my "prescription drug" might be the same pot or amphetamine or opiate sold on the street. Yeah, not everything approved by the FDA is legal for everybody. Surprised? Secondly, sex is MEANT to be wild. People forego condoms because they're irresponsible, not doped up. Try giving folks besides you some credit. Third, if sober sex is more enjoyable, then why do people do it on drugs? You climb a mountain while I fly to the top and we'll see who feels better. Fourth, most drugs do not cause amnesia or put someone "way out of this world." You sound like a toddler saying that--have you even tried drugs? Fifth, you're right: drugs can affect people negatively. So how about if two people find a substance they both enjoy? Or two different substances? Problem solved, yes? Finally, get your inane slippery slope would-be logic out of here. How would you know whether performing an activity drugged ruins that activity sober? If I ride roller coasters drunk, does that mean I hate roller coasters the rest of the time?
K S, you are a rambling dolt who represents everything wrong with the War on Drugs. You blindly parrot nonsensical tripe from the media and your own biases, probably under the guise of a social worker or responsible human being. If you want to be responsible, GET EDUCATED! You've already likely pegged me as a basement-living burnout and discredited everything I say. In fact I graduated a top-tier university, claim numerous friends and a girlfriend, and finance my own house with a 45K salary. I've also worked as a career writer and editor, which doubtlessly doesn't apply to you. I may or may not use drugs; quite honestly, nobody can tell. If you haven't tried drugs yourself, K S, then why are you pushing your uninformed opinions on others? You wouldn't advise someone on how to drive if you had no license, would you? And if you have tried drugs, then how about citing actual experience in lieu of specious babble that even a child wouldn't stomach? |
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:50:03 PM CST
Some tell George W. to stop writing this crap.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:50:45 PM CST
Who wrote this? Nancy Reagan? It couldn't have been Falwell - he's dead.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:56:51 PM CST
Can't wait until next weeks artical. Five reasons why you should have sex while on drugs.
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said this on 21 May 2007 3:58:56 PM CST
Cant wait until next weeks artical. 25 reasons to have sex while on drugs.
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:02:01 PM CST
Eh. 1 out of 5 points had some basis in reality. I'll give you that it's easier to forget a condom or not use one properly when you're higher than Keith Richards.
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:07:54 PM CST
Haha, wow.... What an awful article.
"Oh noes, drugs!!!" What do you think serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline and DMT are? Drugs are not these evil external things that corrupt people; they are HOW OUR BODIES WORK AND FEEL THINGS. Why is it bad to add some chemicals your body doesn't produce on its own to enhance an experience? Is it bad to have sex after eating chocolate, which has caffeine and seems to affect serotonin/dopamine levels much like many illegal drugs? I don't know why I bother, but I'll refute your "arguments" one at a time: STDS - I really hope you're joking. If you're too intoxicated to use a condom correctly, yeah, it's less safe to have sex. If you think any and all "drugs" make people lose all responsibility and awareness of the situation, you have probably never taken drugs and are almost certainly not very bright. More satisfying - Again, have you ever even taken drugs? Most people only take the ones that they enjoy; in other words, the ones that make whatever they expect to do while under the influence more satisfying. Try smoking a cone and having sex before saying it's less satisfying. Your helicopter analogy makes no sense. Memory - plenty of drugs don't impair memory. I agree that it's probably a "waste" to be so drunk you remember nothing, but that is far from the normal experience with virtually any recreational drug. Doing drugs with partner - Yeah, no s***, you should know how you and your partner respond to a drug before mixing it with sex. This is a reason to know what you are doing, not a reason to abstain from any combination of sex and drugs. There are plenty of people that find plenty of drugs enjoyable during sex without finding that they interfere with orgasm or ejaculation. Also, delaying ejaculation is viewed by most men as a good thing, which is often why drugs are put into the mix. You cannot win - Bull! Have you ever spent a pleasant evening socially drinking with friends? The alcohol can greatly enhance the evening, yes? Do you find it intolerably boring to talk to friends without drinking? If you do, please find some help. Stop spreading inane misconceptions like "all drugs make people bored with sobriety forever." Even if that were true, that's just a warrant as to why doing drugs while having sex is *unimaginably good!* Honestly, if there were anything so incredibly pleasurable that it would make sober sex seem completely uninteresting, I'd be the first in line. You should write about things you have a clue about in the future. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:09:12 PM CST
does p*ssing on a homeless woman while smoking crystal meth, count?
cause if it does, there goes my weekend... |
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:15:53 PM CST
The author demonizes something he doesn't know anything about.
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:25:00 PM CST
I can't give this inept writing a negative rating?! Don't ever have sex while drinking 'cause it's a DRUUUUG.....oOOOHH!!! Be sure you didn't drink any caffeinated products either otherwise you might get an STD.
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:28:09 PM CST
How did you know I haven't had sex?
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:28:46 PM CST
What a hypothetical, high-school level crapfest of an article
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:48:39 PM CST
How do people this stupid find their way onto the internet?
Having had sex many times with and without drugs, I can without any reservation say that you have no idea what you're talking about. I'll bet your parents and/or high school health teacher really thought they were killing two birds with one lie, but really it just made you an idiot who will never know how amazing and meaningful a sexual experience on the right drugs with the right person can be. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:52:43 PM CST
The lack of any real information in this article leads me to believe the author has no experience with drugs or sex.
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:54:08 PM CST
my virgin alarm is sounding!
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:56:29 PM CST
Worst Article Ever!!!!!
I gonna get some ludes and bang some dudes. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 4:59:49 PM CST
The author has clearly never picked up a girl at a bar. A drunk girl at a bar.
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:03:38 PM CST
This is the stupidest thing I've heard of since 7th grade when we were told that marijuana would make me grow breasts, mess up my genes, make me an under-achiever, etc. etc. etc. This "advice" is useless. By the way, where can I get some of these drugs that "make the woman go wild"?
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:20:20 PM CST
So normal sex is better, but sex on drugs may also be better and may lead to becoming some sort of addict? Right?
Marks deducted for use of "probably" and mid-nineties jargon that few people use seriously any more. Nice try, though. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:32:43 PM CST
There's a very good chance this is the worst article ever written. I really hope it was written by a 12 year old, or for a 12 year old.
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:34:07 PM CST
what a useless article. heres my favourite sentance
Sexually transmitted diseases are probably easier to catch when under the influence of drugs. thanks for your assumption and the "probably" really makes you believable. ass. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:36:29 PM CST
lolz, youve never had sex you luzer.
seriously, sex on drugs is awesome, and you shouldnt bash it cause you cant get laid. Ive found that having sex on some drugs improves sober sex with my partner indefinitely. Stop telling people how to live their lives and get your own. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 5:59:58 PM CST
This person has obviously never had sex while on LSD or a Shroom stint. Best sex of my life...
Some of these may be relevant with Alcohol....but drugs as a whole? Naaa... |
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:02:14 PM CST
Kay, yeah, the points are somewhat valid... But do you really think that you won't remember having sex if you just smoked some chronic? Let's be a little more specific on which drugs are being talked about here.
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:03:49 PM CST
w.t.f. put the crack pipe down gramps.
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:08:41 PM CST
"Sex under the influence of certain drugs is like flying a helicopter to the top of a mountain. It is way more satisfying to climb with your hands and feet." What are they smoking?! Has the author ever ridden in a helicopter to the top of a mountain? This article is the War on Drugs equivalent of throwing a grenade in an elevator.
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:18:04 PM CST
So, to summarize, sex while under the influence of drugs is less satisfying than normal sex, and also so good that it makes normal sex undesirable?
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:19:13 PM CST
Why don't we get drunk and scaroo?
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:37:24 PM CST
Let me get this straight (no pun intended): don't have sex with drugs because it'll be so great that you'll never enjoy sex without drugs again.
Hell, I say ... just legalize drugs! |
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:54:09 PM CST
To the posting of ---More satisfying to do it the normal way---
"I think I would rather fly to the top of the mountain with my free box of condoms I got from the clinic and have sex up there...." |
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said this on 21 May 2007 6:55:32 PM CST
I'd tell you to take your degree in journalism, role it up and smoke it, but it is more then apparent you already have.
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:26:51 PM CST
I can't believe how bad this article is, I don't think this person should ever write anything again.
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:46:49 PM CST
Nice contradiction within the article. Shows the sharp thinking of the writer... or not. The author either didn't do enough drugs to have a sharp wit or is posing as a naive anti-drug crusader.
"More satisfying to do it the normal way." A few paragraphs later: "If sex on drugs is fantastic.... You start chasing the next ultimate experience...." Nice last thought for all the kids. Sex On Drugs: The Ultimate Experience! |
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:50:32 PM CST
lacking in details - whether accurate or completely fabricated...yawnnnn
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:53:34 PM CST
If I had a genie grant me three wishes, one of them would be for the author of this article to be a beautiful woman, and for her to give me fellatio while I sip pure THC vapor from my medical-quality vaporizer. Seriously, though, half the population is either on drugs or has been at some point. This advice is ridiculous. Are you gonna tell people not to have sex after oral surgery 'cause they're on Vicodin? Wow. Just...wow. Blowhards who don't know anything about drugs shouldn't write articles about them.
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:56:34 PM CST
That is the worst thing I have ever read. Drunken sex is amazing.
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said this on 21 May 2007 7:57:12 PM CST
That is the worst thing I have ever read. Drunken sex is amazing.
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said this on 21 May 2007 8:01:54 PM CST
Obviously the person who written this article has never had climbed a mountain, rode in a helicopter, or had sex on acid.
They're all great experiences in their own way, and none of them ruin the others. Be safe, sane, and knowledgeable and you'll do fine. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 8:11:06 PM CST
In agreement with previous posters. Tabloid trash at its worst - try drugs, try sex, try them both in any combination, make a few notes in case you're so busy looping your helicopter you can't remember anything, and then get back to us with something that at least suggests any part of it is based in practical experience or insight. Fear uncertainty and doubt are not legal tender among educated adults.
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said this on 21 May 2007 8:13:19 PM CST
This "smart grandpa's" opinion is uninformed, and wrong on all five points.
/give me my minute back |
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said this on 21 May 2007 8:19:12 PM CST
I'm having sex on drugs right now and getting a kick out of this article.
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said this on 21 May 2007 8:45:24 PM CST
Not only bull****, but a particular type of bull**** which I always find particualrly distasteful, in which the offender solemnly and condescendingly pulls ideas out of his ass having nothing to do wich his actual motivation in telling you not to do the things that he wouldn't do.
I'm not saying that I think that sex and drugs are a hot stove (play safely boys and girls), but I think that this guy would tell his grandkids not to touch the stove because it would bite them. |
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said this on 21 May 2007 9:41:25 PM CST
wow, thanks for summerizing 9th grade shove-it-down-your-throat health class for me
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said this on 21 May 2007 10:07:56 PM CST
I agree! Sex while sober is a LOT more enjoyable.
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said this on 21 May 2007 10:41:24 PM CST
The author of this article clearly hasn't grasped the pleasures of two Thai midget hookers at once while injecting heroin directly into your eyeballs and scrotal sack. For shame. For shame!
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said this on 21 May 2007 11:09:15 PM CST
bwahahahahahahahahha
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said this on 21 May 2007 11:11:30 PM CST
bwahahahahahahahaha
.....!!!! yes... there is sometimes that's right... but sometimes that's sooooooooo wrong.... it's all about BALANCE, my man... hahahaha! |
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said this on 21 May 2007 11:36:18 PM CST
You maybe gotta a point about the STDs thing. You should always wrap it up and some drugs, alcohol especially, make you ignore what is sensible. Now grass, blow, E just add a little variety. You wouldn't do missionary every night. Try it. You might like it. Just try moderation.
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said this on 21 May 2007 11:39:47 PM CST
So sex on drugs is that fantastic, is it?
If you want to stop people from having sex on drugs, don't tell them it's fantastic. |
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said this on 22 May 2007 12:06:27 AM CST
I love how this website has the articles "Steroids: A Quick Fix for Beach Season" and "How to Puke in Style" on the front page along with a guy in a bikini with slashes across the ass.
Yet "an old-fashioned intercourse" is something that's supposed to be valued at the same time. I'm crying foul here. This article (and website) is obviously BS. |
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said this on 22 May 2007 12:07:07 AM CST
I doubt the article writer has ever had sex or taken drugs.
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said this on 22 May 2007 12:39:35 AM CST
So... a reason not to have sex on drugs is because it might be incredible?
Fascinating... |
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said this on 22 May 2007 12:58:29 AM CST
how's that piece of rabbit fur you keep under your pillow, boy scout?
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said this on 22 May 2007 1:28:24 AM CST
I found this article to be both irritating AND humorous. Obviously the author is under the influence themselves; of abstinence, propaganda, and naivety. I have experienced sex sober, and intoxicated, on various substances. I know for a fact, sex will ALWAYS be great no matter what. Intoxication can just alter the experience and feeling, depending on the substance.
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said this on 22 May 2007 3:05:34 AM CST
Can I have that 18 seconds back, please?
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said this on 22 May 2007 3:59:19 AM CST
This article is ROFL...
K_S, the author, has clearly never experienced drugs, nor sex. Please to check your facts and speak from experience, not preach from up there on your moral high ground. Real advice for real people please. Stop clogging up the internet with this crap... |
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said this on 22 May 2007 4:55:11 AM CST
1 - assumes sex with new partner
2 - No... the point is that it's BETTER with drugs, silly! 3 - Most drugs don't affect memory 4 - Trial and error. This is not a reason not to, it's a reason it may not work. 5 - Any experience on drugs has this effect. What's your point. I agree with the first poster. The author has not had sex OR been on drugs, ever. |
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said this on 22 May 2007 5:05:37 AM CST
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Whatta load of tripe. |
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said this on 22 May 2007 5:42:25 AM CST
flying a helicopter onto the top of a mountain > climbing it yourself
FAIL |
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said this on 22 May 2007 7:20:00 AM CST
Terrible post. Really...
Really well informed. :/ |
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said this on 22 May 2007 7:35:39 AM CST
Not according to the people at fark:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2816281 |
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said this on 22 May 2007 8:25:58 AM CST
What drugs are good to do before a gangbang?
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said this on 22 May 2007 9:09:41 AM CST
I suggest trying sex with and without drugs for a comparison. Also different drugs have wildly different effects so the generic term "drugs" is a bit vague.
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said this on 22 May 2007 9:17:38 AM CST
Wait. You mean someone actually might WANT to have sex with me, drugged or NOT ??? WOW that'll save me a mint on roofies!
Call me. |
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said this on 22 May 2007 1:15:12 PM CST
This article is worthless, written by someone with no experience about what the subject. Sex and drugs go together like our current President and malaprops.
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said this on 22 May 2007 1:36:19 PM CST
Wow - and boys and girls - be sure to look both ways before crossing the street and NEVER take candy for strangers ! ! !
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said this on 22 May 2007 1:41:17 PM CST
Don't do drugs Timmy. Drugs are bad....
Oh and you kids get off my damn lawn! |
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said this on 22 May 2007 2:21:18 PM CST
Drugs are bad . . mmm kay?
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said this on 22 May 2007 2:25:56 PM CST
I have to agree, this was pretty terrible.
1. Find the most generic and cliche ideas and tie them into your article idea 2. Post said article on the internet. Get mentioned in Fark. 3. ??? 4. Profit! |
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said this on 22 May 2007 3:18:07 PM CST
If it were for alcohol(the most popular drug), about 90% of the population wouldn't be having sex.
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said this on 22 May 2007 3:21:10 PM CST
Longer bigger pipe cleaning always better. People still play mini-golf even when regular golf is better. Play what you can when you can
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said this on 22 May 2007 10:40:45 PM CST
I'm confused, this author has absolutely nothing accurate to say about drugs and sex, but, what they have to say sounds so damn out there, I'm convinced they just smoked a huge load of crack out of their own ass.
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said this on 22 May 2007 11:13:59 PM CST
So basically what you're saying is....Go to a bar. Get Drunk. Meet a chick you normally wouldn't even talk to. Taker her home. Do her. Forget the condom. Get her knocked up. Get herpes. Lead a miserable existence from that point on all because you just couldn't say no.
Yeah heard that back in the 80's. Is it any different now than it was back then? No. you still sound stupid saying it no matter who you are. |
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said this on 24 May 2007 2:28:32 AM CST
Total garbage. Did you steal this from some highschool rubbish bin?
Shame on you. |
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said this on 27 May 2007 9:16:26 AM CST
Absolute bollox, take this off the site. Look at all the comments, everyone says the quality of this article is poor...Not one good!
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said this on 22 Aug 2007 7:28:57 PM CST
HUNTER DID A GOOD JOB ON THIS.
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said this on 31 Aug 2007 9:38:49 AM CST
Sex is great using speed or ice...have you ever experienced the best sex ever....cant get enough
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said this on 29 Oct 2007 7:27:12 PM CST
this really irritated me, and im rolling, so this article must be really bad.
i think im going to have sex now..... and it will be satisfying. |