Sun and Sin -
Have you ever had a polite conversation with your girlfriend's dad?
Published on 06/13/2007

Dad: I just want you to know that. If you ever do anything with my daughter that you wouldn’t be willing to do in front of a baby orphan I will murder you. I have a hunting knife in my nightstand and I will slit your neck open. I’ll hide your body in the woods and animals will live in it as it decomposes and no one will ever find you.