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Top 10 signs you party too hard
By Don Domath
Published on 10/31/2007

Do you party too much & too hard?

Top 10 signs you party too hard

1. You wake up with dried semen on your face and you don't know how it got there.

2. The 300 pound bouncer asks for a 10 dollar cover charge. Your natural response is to call him a "fat faggot"

3. You look forward to puking.

4. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

5. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

6. That tranny in the corner is starting to look delicious.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

8. You start skipping classes.

9. You propose to a stripper who just gave you a lap dance.

10. You frequently mistake you room mate's bed for an urinal.