15 stock photo bikini babes who are way better looking than my wife
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By Don Domath
Published on 12/10/2007
My wife ain't no supermodel.
5 bikini hotties that are way better looking than my wife
Me and some friends had a few drinks together in the weekend. OK, it ended up being a lot of drinks. When we had knocked back a few too many we ended up discussing which of our friends' wives we would bring in for a threesome with our own wife.
To cut a long story short: No one wanted my wife.
Anyway, I have compiled this list of bikini hotties who are much better looking than both mine and my friends' wives.
1. Ice Queen
Bling bling bikini lady, I can't afford you.
2. Statue woman from the sky
Of course, this one is drop dead gorgeous, but she is probably unable to share a family size pizza with me.
3. Punishment hottie
This hot bikini babe reminds me of the time I suggested to my wife that she should wear a g-string to the beach, or to the bedroom at least. She ended up slapping my face.
4. Conservative crazy chick
This one looks a bit conservative, but she is able to smile because she is feeling crazy today, wearing a bikini & bathsuit combo.
5. Las Vegas convention hottie
This is the type of hard to explain credit card statement after your weekend in Vegas.
To cut a long story short: No one wanted my wife.
Anyway, I have compiled this list of bikini hotties who are much better looking than both mine and my friends' wives.
1. Ice Queen
Bling bling bikini lady, I can't afford you.
2. Statue woman from the sky
Of course, this one is drop dead gorgeous, but she is probably unable to share a family size pizza with me.
3. Punishment hottie
This hot bikini babe reminds me of the time I suggested to my wife that she should wear a g-string to the beach, or to the bedroom at least. She ended up slapping my face.
4. Conservative crazy chick
This one looks a bit conservative, but she is able to smile because she is feeling crazy today, wearing a bikini & bathsuit combo.
5. Las Vegas convention hottie
This is the type of hard to explain credit card statement after your weekend in Vegas.
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6. Perfect chest
Your fake tits make me think I am dining at the Ritz.
7. Stock photo babe from heaven
You illustrate the healthy life and tells me that thing could have been different if I had made some good decisions in the past.
8. Cute hat
She went to art school and managed to keep her figure because there is no money to earn for an up and coming artist.
9. Tan plan
Her tan was the plan, after all she wanted to wear white to the beach.
10. Pool boy fantasy
She is the pool boy fantasy, he cleans the pool every day hoping to catch a glimpse of her. He ends up with a heart attack if she talks to him. Who was the pool boy? It was me.
Your fake tits make me think I am dining at the Ritz.
7. Stock photo babe from heaven
You illustrate the healthy life and tells me that thing could have been different if I had made some good decisions in the past.
8. Cute hat
She went to art school and managed to keep her figure because there is no money to earn for an up and coming artist.
9. Tan plan
Her tan was the plan, after all she wanted to wear white to the beach.
10. Pool boy fantasy
She is the pool boy fantasy, he cleans the pool every day hoping to catch a glimpse of her. He ends up with a heart attack if she talks to him. Who was the pool boy? It was me.
It's not over: The last 5.
11 & 12: Pool boy fantasy
Here she is again, I ended up using all the money left in the stock photo account on this beauty. A cute and friendly smile, she could been the first caucasian air hostess in Singapore Air!
13. When your tan, wear white
Her buttocks would still be great if she wore a black bikini, but it's the contrast that makes this such a wonderful photo.
14. A touch of class
In addition to a supermodel body this one can talk to you during dinner. You can discuss literary classics or maybe a little bit of current events?
15. She goes to the gym
This micro bikini goddess probably uses as much time in the gym as my wife uses on watching TV.
That's it! 15 bikini women who are way better looking than my wife, and my friends' wives. Have a nice day.
Here she is again, I ended up using all the money left in the stock photo account on this beauty. A cute and friendly smile, she could been the first caucasian air hostess in Singapore Air!
13. When your tan, wear white
Her buttocks would still be great if she wore a black bikini, but it's the contrast that makes this such a wonderful photo.
14. A touch of class
In addition to a supermodel body this one can talk to you during dinner. You can discuss literary classics or maybe a little bit of current events?
15. She goes to the gym
This micro bikini goddess probably uses as much time in the gym as my wife uses on watching TV.
That's it! 15 bikini women who are way better looking than my wife, and my friends' wives. Have a nice day.