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5 ways to make a woman scream in bed
By Don Domath
Published on 05/7/2007

These one liners are guaranteed to make her scream. But unfortunelately not for the right reasons. I have tried 1 of them myself, the others were told to me when I worked as a Bartender in Ibiza and Magaluf.

5 simple ways to make a woman scream in bed.

1. "I hope you have herpes too."

2. <When giving oral> "Hmm.. it has been some time since you last showered, hasn´t it?"

3. "Oh my sweet little cake, I really would like to teach you what a "Dirty Sanchez" is."

4. <when in doggystyle position> "Please say "baa baa."

5. "This is good, but your sister/mother/father is better."