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10 Ways Breast Implants Can Help Boost Your Career
- By Elaine Jacelle
- Published 08/18/2007
- Health and Body
I grew up having a Pamela-Anderson-syndrome (FYI, I just coined this term out of my insecurities). Watching Baywatch during my grade school days made me believe that when I grow up I would also have those nice boobs that made Pam look totally amazing in the red lifeguard swimsuit.
A decade later, there were no significant improvement in my bust size they way I anticipated them to be. Since I am already in the past-puberty stage, I feel that I am a hopeless case. But on the second thought, I am not a big celebrity anyway and I don’t owe to anybody that I should look my best, physically speaking.
I don’t know if these stars who had gone under the knife had experienced a madness similar to my Pam-Anderson-syndrome. Maybe they had another term for it. If you’re a star wannabe and you’re contemplating for a bigger cup size, here are what breasts enhancement can do for your career:
1. Makes you controversial
The moment you step out of your surgeon’s operating table, you’d belong on the list of “The Latest Silicon Stars”. This can be published in the leading national tabloids. So there, your dream of seeing your name on the issue of Star Magazine will have a chance to be fulfilled.
2. You could land into the cover of a men’s magazine
After the breast implants, men would surely love to check you out on the issue of Rolling Stones or Playboy. Not everybody gets to be offered to pose sexy on their cover. Only girls with ample assets are welcome. Growing up, I thought Pam’s boobs were natural, but I learned that she had undergone series of breast augmentations. Well, I don’t take his against her. She still holds the record of the hottest Playboy cover girl. .
3. It will prove that you’re a fearless femme
Wishing for bigger boobs is easy but having the guts to go under the knife is another thing. Only real femme fatales have the courage to do it. If you’re a celebrity, expect the media guys to be asking you for interview.
4. You’d be noticed by the press
The difference in your bust size will surely be noticed first. Of course, they will have another before and after picture of you which is solely focused on your boobs. They will be pondering if your push up bra is really that good or you have it touched by the wonders of the latest technology. To be more controversial like Britney, deny the issue and the press will continue bugging you for the truth to come out of your lips.
5. You could get endorsement offers
I don’t know about this one but if you’re breast enhancement had been really successful and it made you the talk of the town for a while, you might get a lot of endorsement offers.
6. You could shamelessly wear a fashionable swimsuit
Yes, like Pam! Here I go again, but nice boobs are the best accessories when you’re in a seductive two-piece wear. The paparazzi will without doubt feast on taking the pictures of the new you.
7. You’d be considered a hot property by fellow celebrity males
Want to be like David and Victoria (who never admitted she had her boobs enhanced by science)? You may never reach the celebrity status they are enjoying right now, but, if you get to find yourself another celebrity date, that will be an attention-getter for the gossip-hungry media. Since you’re a new “hot property” in town, expect other celebrity males to check your boobs out.
8. Anything tight will look better on you
Wear all the cleavage-revealing clothes you were not able to wear during your flat-chested days. When you parade your much improved figure, once again expect the attention which stems from people’s curiosity. Britney looked a lot hotter after her ‘Baby Hit Me One More Time’ days where she practically had no boobs.
9. You’d have a chance to grab the sex-symbol status
I cannot recall any unfortunate girl in the boobs department to be given a sex-symbol tag. Since you have done your move of enhancing your assets, you could be offered sexy roles. I’m sure you did not add those extra juices on your boobs for nothing!
10. You’re in for joining the trend of joining those girls with fake boobies
... and you will be remembered for that. If you want to make a more indelible mark on the people’s mind, renew your implants every now and then.
Before you call your surgeon, I wish you luck in whatever endeavors you would like to undertake with your body. Besides, that’s your property. I just hope that you won’t get to face the problems Tara Reid had when her boob job went wrong. At least her boobs are balanced now.
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6 Responses to "10 Ways Breast Implants Can Help Boost Your Career"
said this on 18 Aug 2007 9:14:10 PM CDT
Yeah but, fake tits are gross.
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said this on 19 Sep 2007 9:24:22 PM CDT
i second the motion!
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said this on 11 Nov 2008 7:51:47 AM CDT
this is hilarious. yes, getting a boob job ALWAYS makes you a celebrity. even men with boob jobs become celebrities.
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said this on 24 Dec 2008 2:36:47 AM CDT
One more - you get to date wealthier men, my guess is maybe they are used to women with boob jobs, other than that it doesn't make sense to me. Since I got my boob job the guys who approach me now are invariably much wealthier than the guys who approached me before. Previously rich guys almost never approached me and now poor guys almost never approach me. Rich guys come with their own set of problems, but the one advantage of dating rich guys is that they give you ideas about how you could get rich yourself. I wouldn't suggest to anyone to have boobs based on this though, boob jobs come with their own set of problems too.
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said this on 01 Jan 2009 5:24:12 AM CDT
Yes, you have talked about the what is going on in everyone's mind about breast enhancement. Some are even spending thousands of dollars in breast enhancement products with the wish to get their boobs bigger.
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said this on 12 May 2011 1:51:53 PM CDT
i agree i could never be with someone that had fake boobs have kids with? yes but only if her boobs looked good before the job, and it is just a turn off for a girl (for me anyways) for her to get a boob job, i love girls just the way they are and i perfer small ones since they look good, and they have small niples big niples are gross and nasty, if a girl cant be happy with herself, then how can I? and if you boobs are too big do the hcg protocol, i have seen girls with huge ones get normal sized ones after hcg and if they are too small there are a few creams out there (Herbal) that make them grow make sure you find the good stuff, me, i have no problem with a girl that uses herbal creams to make her stuff bigger, me if you have small ones there my favorite, and if a guy cant like you for who you are then find a new guy.
and boob implants are bad for your health there are tons of side effect like headachs back pain and tons of other health issues from the toxins in the implant Like a girl that is fat should do the hcg protocol and if she get offended by that and says i wont change for anyone im happy the way i am, sure you are.. how are you going to be happy if you dont have your life and health and mind together hcg fat loss avg 1 pound of loss per day bottom line be happy with who, i know i will be i will only improve you and get you to do better, i do this with myself always bettering myself |