The 20 most hopeless pick up lines

Ruin your night on the town or challenge your friends to give it a go with one of these hopeless pick up lines:

1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you
3. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb
4. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
5. Guy: “Would you like to dance?”
Girl: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you”
Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants”
6. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
7. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
8. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
9. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
10. You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
11. What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
12. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
13. So, you’re a girl huh?
14. Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
15. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
16. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
17. I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
18. You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.
19. I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
20. If you were a dwarf, you’d probably say I got a big dick.


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