Where to buy a new liver

If you are a binge drinker or a habitual partier, take notice. Your liver hates you. Do you know that feeling you get in your stomach when you have been out drinking too much? That’s your liver down there, and he’s giving you a reminder of just how bad you’ve ruined his life. Eventually, your liver is going to stop hanging out down there with the kidneys and say, “Peace out.” When your liver runs out on your after a few years of heavy drinking (and he will), where do you turn?

Hopeless to get a liver through the official channels
It’s not like you’ll be able to head down to Wal-Mart and pick up a new liver. That store might have them in a few years, but you won’t find one now. Where do you have to look to find a new liver? That depends how much you are willing to spend and the risks that you are willing to take. Obviously, the conventional approach will tell you to see a doctor and try to get lucky with a transfer. Those lines are long and it’s difficult to get a liver when you need one, though. You might have to try some different means.

The black market
There’s this thing called the black market and many folks don’t know how it works. It’s an underground ring of organ dealers who specialize in getting organs to you quickly. Buying a liver on the black market is expensive and it carries tremendous risk. Expect to pay thousands of dollars, depending upon the market demand for livers where you live. In some cases, it can be even more than that.

The risks associated with these types of purchases are substantial. It isn’t exactly legal to deal human organs off of the street, so you could run into problems with the legal system. In addition, there are the huge health risks. Who knows if the liver that you purchase is completely compatible with your body? What might that liver have been put through? These questions are hard to answer, making this an enormous risk.

If your liver has hit the road and you need a new one, be prepared to pay a ton of money and assume a lot of risk. If it’s really something you need, you’ll have to have a lot of luck in order to get through a liver transplant unscaved.


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  • Mavis
    18 May 2007 | Permalink | Reply

    Great article. I wish more people could make this realization. I also wish that spelling, vocabulary, and grammar would come back into fashion. I'm a fifth grade teacher and I must say that the word is unscathed not unscaved. You apparently should have been in my class. Please note that unscaved in not a word that exists in the English language.

  • farkus
    21 May 2007 | Permalink | Reply

    I think a woman must have written this article a man would never use such stupid faggot reasons not to have sex. If it was a man, well you are a real sorry sack of shit.

  • Ha.Ha.
    30 May 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    So you a fifth grade teacher, yet you can’t spell yourself? “Please note that unscaved IN not a word that exists in the English language.” Some teacher you are.

  • BuddyL
    23 Jun 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    LOL! I was about to say the same thing about the usage of “in” in place of “is”. Whay to go Mavis!! :)

  • junaid
    23 Jun 2011 | Permalink | Reply

    any one need liver or kidney plz contat

  • a caring friend
    28 Aug 2011 | Permalink | Reply

    yeah, how does one get ahold

  • Qand
    3 Nov 2011 | Permalink | Reply

    Yeah really urgently… plz

  • devious one
    5 Mar 2012 | Permalink | Reply

    How does one get a liver?

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