"Don, I don't feel sexy enough" she told me while she was measuring herself in the mirror. "Relax and let me slut you up" I answered.

Some suggestions:

1. Polyester puts me on fire
Cheap polyester outfits is the poor woman's way to glamour. Like the one below for example. But, be careful when handling candles, you are likely to become a fire hazard when wearing cheap outfits like this.

2. Make love to your face with make-up
There is never too much make-up. Pump up those lips and make those eyes stand out and you'll be the sex-bomb of the party. You need to practice those vital facial expressions too, use a mirror or just upload a clip to youtube and wait for the response. The woman below is a great example: