6. Perfect chest

Your fake tits make me think I am dining at the Ritz.

7. Stock photo babe from heaven

You illustrate the healthy life and tells me that thing could have been different if I had made some good decisions in the past.

8. Cute hat

She went to art school and managed to
keep her figure because there is no money to earn for an up and coming artist.

9. Tan plan

Her tan was the plan, after all she wanted to wear white to the beach.

10. Pool boy fantasy

She is the pool boy fantasy, he cleans the pool every day hoping to catch a glimpse of her. He ends up with a heart attack if she talks to him. Who was the pool boy? It was me.