When you are going to the meat market you need something to get you started. So don't leave home without a set of sleazy icebreakers to help you nail that cute supermodel in the corner.

Here's some lines that are guaranteed to generate a smile or  a slap in your face:

1. If you you need a seat, I have a face.

2. My name is Milk, and I can do your body good.

3.
You're so fine I'd plant you and have a whole field of you.

4. You sure have a great looking tooth.

5. Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

6. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

7. Nice legs, what time do they open?

8. You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

9. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

10. I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.