Funny and witty! :) But I love big teddy bears too!

You are right fat people slack at taking care of themselves. it's true you could exercise or just eat less / more healthy. All is choice in the life.

You're right, you are very shallow. If a potential date is fat, then he's the type of guy who's confident in his own skin; some of the best people I know are overweight, fatness doesn't reflect inner mess. Their farts won't necessarily stink either, some people are fat because of how their body works, so that's a stupid point. Some day you'll wake up and realize you have thighs the size tsunamis, and you won't be able to get with any guy, while these fat guys will probably be dating younger, better looking, skinnier girls. That's just how your superficial world works unfortunately. Then you wont have a choice but to attract attention for the wrong reasons. Make some sense woman.

"copy and paste", I bet you are a fat woman or man, I dunno but you sound kinda defensive! She's right, being fat is a choice! so go hit the gym!

Elaine, I love you. I love women like you. It's females like yourself that allow me to only sleep alone when I absolutely want to.

Pay attention men. Life gets a helluva lot better after spending a few hours a week in the gym for a few months. Work, play, sex, sports, life! It all gets better. Some apsects of life get better because you are physically able to do them effectively. Other aspects of life get better because... well... our society treats physically attractive people better than... than... the fugs. What? I don't make the fucking rules. I do know the rules, finally. And I'm playing to win.

#3 is VERY true. Once I got over all of my insecurities and the bullshit I had in my head, I found the motivation (and self-love) to get my pudgy butt to the gym.

#9 is damn funny. I'll have you know that I am very athletic, but you will have a hard time finding someone who has smellier farts than I. I take great pride in this.

As a former pudgy, I wholeheartedly agree with Elaine and her blatantly shallow and superficial post.

Stay superficial, Elaine. Wimmens like yerself keep us womanizers happy out here.

-R

Lookin' 4ward to more juicy articles from you!

I totally aggree with this whole post, now, being honest, iv never been a 'fat guy' but i have been overweight, which makes my face look pudgy, and therfore ugly, i had a long date free school experience, i was never superficial, i had a few larger girlfriends, who were really awesome i must say, tons of personallity, lots of fun, (im not talking about morbid obesity here, just overweight girls) my eyes were opened to how unsatisfactory this was, when talking with a friend of mine about his skinny beautiful girlfriend, he was no better looking than i, but slightly slimmer, he told me that his life was 100% better since he started working out, a catalyst for this thought process was.. well we went to a lap dancing club, and just having all those beautiful skinny shallow as fcuk women around me really made me realise what i was missing out on.. to be honest im about 1/3 of the way to achieving my goal.. but this story is so true, we all have the ability to change ourselves, those who dont aggree with the article or this comment, are like i used to be, they have not realised WHY they need to change, and are not motivated... you know i should just go the whole 9 yards and write my own huge article

First off, Elaine...I would just like to say you're a complete and utter fucking moron and people like you are the reason that men build guns.

"Fat guys farts stink?"

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you actually serious?? EVERYONE'S FARTS STINK YOU STUCK UP FUCKING TWAT!

First off...a little background...I'm 6'9" and 400 lbs. I have been a big guy my whole fucking life, and I'm not ashamed of it one fucking bit. Secondly, I have had some of the hottest fucking pussy ever in my life. And you know what? It was from ordinary girls. You know..the ones bitches like you fucking talking shit about while you get drunk and suck random cock and think you're fucking cool.

Let me give you fucking boneheads a little physics lesson. I played football for 12 years. High School, College, and Semi Pro. I played against them all, meatheads like Mr. Studly up there, and fucking little skinny pricks with something to prove by tackling the fat guy. And I've demolished them all. Why? Because I'm fat and better than you.

I can run the 40 in 4.8...and I'm 400 lbs...so don't tell me I can't move fast cunt. I hit with a force of 1200 plus pounds, so I would probably wreck your six pack sporting asshat of a boyfriend in one hit.

It's simple physics bitch...the 300 pound tub of lard kicks the SHIT out of the 150 lb Muscle Head any day of the week. Ask any Goddamn fight trainer. He'll tell you.

Winded walking up the stairs? lol What fucking morons. I cannot wait until this world is destroyed and people like you are sent to hell.

That is all morons.

A good read, all those fatties need to get their lard asses to the gym or have to settle for fat girls to date.

I see where you are coming from. Fat phobia is very real.

However, have you ever taken the time to get to know someone who happens to be fat? (NO I am not saying go out and fuck the next fat person you see tonight.) Do you have any overweight friends? What if they saw this article? Fat people have feelings and personalities too. (Shocker I know.)

I am not defending fat people because I am one. I am an athletic 5'9" 150 lb woman. I have also dated and fallen in love with a fat man before. I broke up with him because I hid him from my friends in shame and was essentially living a double life. I was afraid of the harassment I would receive from my family and friends.

I miss him deeply. I fear have made the worst mistake in my life by letting him go for such stupid and shallow reasons. He had a better personality than any of your jock boyfriends could ever dream of having.

You should be ashamed of yourself for picking on people like you just did. What is this 2nd grade? Have a little compassion. A soul would help too.

P.S. My farts were ALWAYS more smelly than his. ;)

You fuckin piece of shit. youre what this world needs less of. youre probably a dumb bitch who sucks cocks and gets banged for a shot or a beer at the clubs and bars arent you? do everyone who disagrees with this and i a favor and go jump off a cliff and while youre at it take every single asshole in here who thinks the way you do with you. 8o) have a nice day.

blunt and very honest, I like it.
(I am a guy)

i think u are a load of bullshit i am a fat guy only because of medication i was on when i was 10 yrs old so fuck u. U dumb ass cunt. i am 18 yrs old now and i can do the same shit that a jock can do and i can keep up with them too so go suck a cock and jump off of a fucking cliff plus being fat runs in my genes bitch and i am still an attractive guy i ride my bike for 4 hrs everyday and walk for 6 hrs everyday so suck a dick bitch

I don't see why everyones making a fuss about this. You're not nearly as annoying as the girl who claims she just doesn't like ethnic men. Fat is a partial choice. If all you lardos complaining got sent to a concentrarion camp, within 6-8 weeks you'd be qualified to date this so called whore.

This whole article just pisses me off. I'm 19 years old and overweight. Fat if you wanna be an asshole about it. It has nothing to do with my inner-being. I grew up out of a hotel for 6 years growing up. We didn't have a kitchen and not enough money to get a house or apartment, therefore we ended up eating out almost everyday. Fast food was a good one as we lived around the corner from every fast food chain out there. To add on to that situation, I had asthma so exercise wasn't the easiest thing. In short, Because I couldn't be independent at that age I ended up packing on the pounds. Maxing out at 320lb. I have never had a problem getting with a skinny, attractive girl in my life. The funny part about you saying we can't keep up in bed is that you couldn't be more wrong. In truth she can't keep up with me. We have done every position under the sun and in almost setting.
You also mention we can't run fast in an emergency. That, too, is untrue. I'm faster than half of my skinny friends.
You are shallow.. and that's why you deserve the skinny assholes that will abuse you. Everything you say is wrong with fat guys is not necessarily a direct result from their weight. It's possible to be overweight and healthy.

If only there were a place for artificial, superficial, stuck up, narcissistic, ego maniacal, cunt rag like you.....oh wait, there is! dating websites! Thats right bitch, I bet you have several dating profiles don't you? Do most of them start off with "Why can't I find a good guy?" and end with "must have the body of Adonis, cock like Mandingo, and Loaded like Bill Gates". Your whats wrong with America's body image problem. You think slender is sexy and muscle means health....NOT! More of these so called "healthy" people, keel over and die everyday, than more fat guys do. As far as sex with your bulimic ass goes....the only reason I'd keep the lights on while pumpin your dumper, is to make sure your not ransacking my nightstand.

Please do the world a favor and hang yourself in your closet with piano wire, and make sure its dipped in some really pretty smelling perfume, that way your rotting corpse doesn't smell like a fat guy's fart.


Get a life bitch.

Preference in what it is you find attractive for yourself is fine and what you are willing to date is great for you personally, but that doesn't give you the right to talk bad about, make generalizations about, and use stereotypes in trying to sway people from not dating someone simply because they are fat. That is very shallow and makes people that think that way ugly and unattractive. What is the difference in that and not dating someone b/c they are black, or Asian, or tall ect... I am overweight, fat, chubby, husky, or whatever else you want to call me. I am athletic, strong, trained, and tough. I wrestled, played football, played rugby, and trained with MMA fighters in grappling and Thai boxing for a short time (1 year). I am a healthy, active, smart college student, a paramedic, and a great friend to my family and friends. Everyone I come in contact with likes me for who I am as a person and has dated me because I am an awesome human being. I am not judgmental of others based on ridiculous things like how they look. I stimulate people in more than one aspect, and take people for who they are as a person as long as they are good, kind, and caring human beings. I am not ugly, and carry my weight well. Treat others as you want to be treated and what goes around comes around are all very true statements. If everyone treated, or at least most people treated others the way they would want to be treated the world would be a much nicer place. Before I became a medic and pre-med student I worked in a bar/club from the age of 18-25. I bartended for the remaining few years that I worked there dealing with people from all walks of life from the neighborhood drunk old creepy man, career driven professionals, college students, hot sexy people, fat people, ugly people ect. ect. ect. What I found from observing everything around me and dealing with the masses of people was interesting. Many of the hot, sexy, good looking men and women had the worst relationship problems and were actually the defective ones emotionally/mentally despite the sexy, toned, and fit outer shell. Many of them were completely stupid not having an ounce of brain in their head and honestly that is the biggest turn off to many people I have talked to regardless if they are sexy looking or not. I still can remember talking to the sexiest girl one night, getting her number and talking to her only to realize that she was uninteresting, shallow, and way to materialistic, she was also an emotional wreck. When I told her I wasn't interested in dating her she flipped out and didn't understand because she was so hot and guys dump her all the time. I have met and talked to some of the sexiest and really realized that beauty is only skin deep. Sure, I can be guilty of checking out the hotties and wondering what nailing her would be like, but it only goes that far if she has an ugly personality. Why do you think many shallow and sexy chicks always get dumped on and are emotional wrecks worrying about and putting so much into looks? It is b/c you are really insecure and care about what other ppl think so much you let it rule your life. Guys don't want to end up with you, they want to use you and toss you to the curb. Wow, that sounds like fun. Many men I talk to always say, yeah I'd hit it but when asked would you rather have a hot, sexy, shallow women to marry or a physically average woman with a great personality and kind heart, they almost 99.9% of the time choose #2. The truth is many years from now, toward the end of your life, when you are with a person just based on looks or how toned they are, you will be a very unhappy person. Looks eventually go out the window with the six pack abs, and eventually the body slows. You or your partner, if not divorced by then, are a wrinkled mess of your former youthful bodies, and you will hopefully realize that it doesn't matter how you look, but what kind of personality you have and what kind of person you are. You will no doubt be haunted, while sitting waiting for death, by the memories of all the bad, hurt, and pain, you caused others in your lifetime regardless of what it was for. Most of the time the single, sexy people end up in nursing homes starring at a wall, pooping themselves because they don't have anyone that want to take care of them b/c they were ugly people on the inside despite being sexy at one time. Never judge a book by its cover, and if you do you will be the one missing out. I have dated sexy people and overweight people, in both types personalities rule out over looks after a few months anyway. Before I go I would also like to say, every girl I have been with has had an orgasm and even the hot, fit ones couldn't keep up with me but for some reason they kept coming back for more. I have also seen many fit, toned, athletic people with health problems such as heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, and high cholesterol. Even thin and sexy ppl that worked out all the time were unmotivated, lazy, losers that have nothing else going for them despite being hot and fit. I can understand not being attracted to someone, sure there are many people that I have turned down, and have turned me down but as least I did it because I didn't feel a click with them and based it hardly on looks. Just to make something else clear, while you think you are so much better b/c of how you look, remember that everyone else around you probably thinks you are an asshole, or a slut, and are talking about you… not good things either. Trust me I have heard it all. As Biggie Smalls once said “ I’m fat, ugly, and have a crooked eye and a speech impediment, and I get more pussy than anyone else around me “