Scenario: You are in the same club as Paris Hilton and want to pick her up. Also: you are a bit creepy. Here´s 10 pick up lines you can try:
1. When alone at night I masturbate to pictures of you.
2. Do you wear panties tonight? Can I have your panties? You're so fine you make me wanna boil some water, put them through a wringer and make me a broth for dinner.
3. Hey Paris, can I be like Winnie the Pooh and get my head stuck in your honey pot?
4. I have the F C & K, now all I need is U.
5. (Licks her face) I'm a dog.. woof baby woof.
6. My shrink says I am not dangerous anymore. Can I smell your fart?
7. I would lick a dirty toilet seat for a night with you.
8. (Licks her shoulder) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
9. My name might not be Elmo, but you can tickle me all night long.
10. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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